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How wud sum common english sayings translate in hindi???

Have a nice day!
----- * Achcha din lo!

>What's up?
>----- *Uppar kya hai?
>
>You're kidding!
>----- *Tum bachcha bana rahe ho!
>
>Don't kid me!
>----- * Mera bachcha mat banaao!
>
>Yo, baby! What's up?
>-----* Beti Yo, uppar kya hai?
>
>Cool man!
>-----* Thandaa aadmi!
>
>Check this out, man!
>----* Iskee chaanbeen karo, aadmi!
>
>Don't mess with me, dude.
>----- * Mere saath gandagi mat karo, e vyakti.
>
>She's so fine!
>----- * Woh itnee baareek hai!
>
>Listen buddy, that chick's mine, okay!?
>----- * Suno dost, woh chooza mera hai, theek?
>
>Hey good looking; what's cooking?
>----* Arrey sundarta ki devi; kya pakaa rahee ho?
>
>Are you nuts?
>----- * Kya aap akhrot hain?
>
>Son of a gun.
>----- * Bachcha bandook ka.
>
>Rock the party.
>---- * Party mein patthar feko.
>
>Lets hang out!
>----- * Chalo bahar latakte hain !
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funny shayari on shaadi

Aye khuda mujhe bhi us mote ki tarah lift kara de
bangla,motar,car,$mujhe nahi chahiye
mujhe tu kisi ke dil main shift kara de
miss india Saurabh bhai ko tum de dena
mujhe tu kisi kaali BHOOTNI ko hi gift kara de
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funny shayari on shaadi

Aye khuda mujhe bhi us mote ki tarah lift kara de
bangla,motar,car,$mujhe nahi chahiye
mujhe tu kisi ke dil main shift kara de
miss india Saurabh bhai ko tum de dena
mujhe tu kisi kaali BHOOTNI ko hi gift kara de
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funny shayari love

Nahi milti chuti to ajj resign dey,
saal main ek baar to ata hay valentines day,
khudaya tanha na pakra jaoon main kahin date per,
hamain jo bhi mushkil dey combine dey,
agar aj bhi who milne late pohnchi,
guzarish karoo ga to bhi koi fine dey,
noor bhar dey dilwaloon k chehron main,
honton pe hansi or ankhon main shine dey,
tanha tanha ye jeevan kaisey guzray ga?
Hamain jo bhi khushiyan dey join dey,

funny shayari on girls

Kash main tere haseen Desktop ka icon hota

Tu bade pyar se bade chao se bade maan ke saath

Mujhko dheere se double click kiya karti

Aur XP windows ke Cool Task Bar par

Jab kabhi mujhko Add kar liya karti

Main tere ehsaan tale dab sa jata

Jab kabhi mood me aakar aise hi mujhe select kiya karti

Main tere click ki wajah se neela sa ho jata

Jab bhi tu meri properties dekha karti

Main ek window ke sahare tujhse kai baatein karta

Teri zulfo ko tere chehre ko takta rehta

Gar tu kabhi jo mujhe recycle bin me daalti

Main apni bechari qismat par aansoo bahata

Main tere Desktop par drag hota rehta

Kabhi line up kabhi Auto Arrange hota rehta

Kuch nahi to Recycle Bin ka hi icon hota

Kash main tere haseen Desktop ka icon hota ....

Arz kiya hai

Arz kiya hai!!!...Itne kamjor hue teri judai se...

Gaur farmaiye...Itne kamjor hue teri judai se...

Ki chinti bhi ab kheech le jaati hai charpai se....






Tere gam me tadap kar mar jayenge,
Mar gaye to tera naam lejayenge...

Rishwat de ke tujhe bhi bulaenge,
Tum upar aaoge to saath baith ke Kurkure khaenge....







palkon pe apni bitaya hai tumhe,
Badi duao ke baad paaya hai tumhe,

Aasani se nahi mile ho tum
National zoological Park se churaya hai tumhe....!!!






Bhagwan ke naam pe 1 patni dede...
Apni nahi toh dusre ki dede...

Bhagwan tujhe 1 kay badle3 dega
Anurag ki tarah Prerna kay saath Aparna aur komolika free dega...

funny shayari in hindi

Main Kabhi Batlata Nahin
Bar main daily jaata Hoon Main Maa ...
Yun To Main,Dikhlata Nahin
Daru peekar roz aata Hun Main Maa ....
Tujhe Sab Hai Pata, Hain Na Maa...
Tujhe Sab Hai Pata, Meri Maa... Theke pe Yun Na Chhodo Mujhe ,
Ghar Laut Ke Bhi Aa Naa Paoon Main Maa...
Paua lene Bhej Na Itna Door Mujko Tu,
Ghar bhi bhool jaun main Maa...
Kya Itna Bura Hoon Main Maa...
Kya Itna Bura Hoon Main ...Meri Maa..

Scotch main, itna peeta nahi,
Peg Se Seham Jaata Hoon Main Maa
Chehre Pe Aane Deta Nahin
Lekin kabhi ludak jaata Hoon Main Maa
Tujhe Sab Hai Pata...Hai Naa Maa
Tujhe Sab Hai Pata, Meri Maa ...